Monday, October 15, 2007

Talk like a localaa

Ten commandments:

1. Thou shall add "aa" after every word
eg. movieaa, waita

2. Thou shall make extensive use of "like anything"
eg. They'll drive like anything

3. Thou shall not discriminate between "t" and "th"
eg. Lalita==Lalitha

4. Thou shall use "come back again" instead of "repeat"
eg. Please come back again

5. Thou shall repeat words at your will
eg. what what what, yup yup yup

6. Thou shall acknowledge everything with "that's what"
eg. A: That place is not a good place to go
B: Yeah, that's what.

7. Thou shall end up every sentence with a da,pa,ma
eg. wussup da !

8. Thou shall use "ya" as if its a part of the word "what"
eg. what ya, what's happening ?

9. Thou shall use "na, no" profoundly
eg. I told you no, you love me no.

10.Thou shall consider all other languages inferior to yours
No comments, no examples.

34 comments:

crasiezt said...

Gonecase:-)I think I nodded in agreement after reading every line! And definitely smiled..laughed after I read a couple of them!
The last one was the icing on the cake...lol..and yes no examples needed..after all I've been through all of it too!
Good work da:P Am sure you're saying "yup yup" hehehe

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Darn ! I was about to say "yup yup" !!
Thanks da, hehehe

chacha said...

Some more examples Straighta... Lefta.. Righta...

One more my personal favorite, though you missed it I think... "maadi" hooked to it...

And "Gonecase" "yup yup" is Abhishek Manocha, copyright 2006... at least quote the source..

Rendezvous said...

sssup da?? each line i read, i smiled and laughed as well. i suppose wht neha has mentioned i wanted to write the same comments.. well, i suppose for the 1st and the last one are just brilliant... :)
"That's what" i keep telling every1 da that u should write such things ;)

he he
tc

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Chacha-Maadi is a kannada word and this post is not directed towards a particular language,it is equally applicable to all the regional languages. And mine is "yup yup yup", copyright infringement, eh ? I am Indian too, hehe

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Rohit-haha,thanks da :D

Rashi said...

thats gud too...:)

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Thnx :)

Reeta Skeeter said...

gonecase... naam kaafi suit karta hai :P 10th one is funny! :D Nice read this one :) Happy Blogging!

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Thank you ji,its funny but true :)

crasiezt said...

I knew it I knew it I knew it..either you're damn predictable or I know you too well:P

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Dunno which one is the case but both situations arn't good :P

crasiezt said...

You wanna change the situation?

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

I am happy with the BAD :D

crasiezt said...

Hope it gets BADDER then:P

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Hmmm...what can I say, you da Man err, wooMan :P

umangexuberance said...

sowwy...bt didnt really get this one.. :|

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Umang-That means you've never been to South India, that's how they talk here :P

umangexuberance said...

oh!
i didn't know u were in South India abhi
well i have been to South India a no. of times..and u have refreshed my memory now :D

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Yep,am working for a company in Bangalore, paapi pet ke liye dhakke khane padte hain,hehe :D

Anonymous said...

Damm you northies! :D

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Thanks for the approval da :D

Anonymous said...

oh lord! so true, so true. Do they use 'macha' to address every guy in bangalore as well?

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Bingo ! I am having this feeling that you are somewhere in Tamilnadu or have tamilians around you :P

Anonymous said...

Haha! No, I am not in TamilNadu. In fact, I don't live in India at all! But I do have Tamilians ALL around me. People here thought Tamil is our national language when I first came! and they wouldn't believe me when I told them more than 80% of the people in my country speak hindi!

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

LOL@ national language...so you are aware of macha even there, they all should be so proud of themselves :D

Anonymous said...

Oh yea! You organize an Indian show (in my uni) and not have 50% tamil in it.. there! you have invited trouble!

There are these two words which never fail to crack me up the first is of course - macha and the second - chumma.

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

And see, here I am stuck in the tamil land !!

ROFL @ chumma..its like a helping verb they use in every sentence and we use chumma for something else :P

Anonymous said...

Yes, it almost makes me feel insecure!

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Think of we guys when they use it, how insecure we might feel !!

Anonymous said...

ROFL! Think of how I felt when I asked two guys why they wanted to go for a walk at 2 am!

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

LOL...only two guys ! together ! out for a walk at 2 am..how romantic, hehe. I wonder how they felt too :P
What was their response btw...

Anonymous said...

chumma! Why don't you come along?

*god, save me!*

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Threesome..awesome, hehehe...sorry, bad joke !!
ROFL for the chumma here...adds to the flavor :D