Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Tagged to death

Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
What’s a Sunday morning, I don’t know anything like this.

Favorite song of all time?
Nothing else matters-Metallica

How tall are you?
Doesn’t matter “late ke sab barabar ho jaate hain” ;)

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
I know MS-Excel, make me manager

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Rome

If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Mr. India :P

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Lays or Kurkure

What is your favourite word?
Déjà vu

What makes you cry?
I don’t cry

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A jaguar

If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel you’ve made, would you?
Time travel is fun baybee…

Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Depends upon what’s in the cup

What do you do for fun?
Time traveling

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
Indoor

Where do you see yourself in five years?
Back to north for sure :D

What are you most proud of in your life?
I am a self-made person

When do you plan on getting married?
Do they call this disaster planning !!

Get the number or give the number?
Give the number, that too when asked for !!

Romance or Kinky Sex?
Kinky Sex... Romance is too expensive (Shame to shame)

How do you feel?
Like all humans do-we have nerve endings in our skin which give us the power to feel via. sensory organs

What size shoe do you wear?
Europe 42, English 8 but what’s the purpose

What is your favorite clothing brand?
I am not a brand person, I wear anything and everything which suits me.

Water or 100% Juice?
Sea buckthorn juice

T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
Airtel

Would you rather be hot or cold?
Cold

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
WTF….neither…why ??????

Favorite Place to Eat?
Big Chill

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Concert

Most Memorable Past?
School days

Most embarrassing moment?
I am a shameless prick

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Lamborghini Reventon

Your favorite Disney Films?
Ice age but not sure if it’s a Disney Film

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC at this side of the road

Do you support Paris?
Paris for president !!

Where is Waldo?
What is Waldo?

Favorite element?
Kryptonite

What was your last thought?
Something lusty, can’t provide the details here

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
Flock

Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
Ki farak painda hai, sadak to banne se rahi !!

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Juice and crackers …… GOD DAMN YOU DROZZY ARGHHH !!!!

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Laugh is better than cough anyday

Are you a cat or a dog person?
I hate pets

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Both, happy now !!

Define yourself in 3 words…
Gonecase Gonecase Gonecase

Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Nahi bhaiya, I don’t eat cereal at night

What is your favorite TV show?
Megastructures

Do you shower every single day?
A deo shower maybe

Boat or bus?
Boat

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I'll tell him that I am of no use to him now, I have crossed 12 (On a serious note, I love his music so maybe I will go, I can defend myself)

What is your favorite food?
Chicken

Do you read harry potter books?
No

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Make me Mr. India

Have you had a beer in the last week?
No, never

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Gatorade, Electric Blue :D

Favorite body part?
Oh Behave :P

Flip flops or sandles?
Flip flops

What do you do on fridays?
Office office

Do you like bananas?
Yes, I love EATING bananas

Jao sabko maaf kiya...I tag nobody !!

44 comments:

crasiezt said...

I know what your lusty thoughts were Mr India:D

Fucked up questions, but lovely responses: including the Michael Jackson one, and the KFC thing!Hahaha for them all:D

And Sea Buckthorn was so predictable:P

The best was your oft repeated one-liner "late ke sab barabar ho jaate hain". So true!!

But damn it, am gonna post this tag pretty soon, and we have a lot of answers in common...should have posted it earlier..grrrrr

gunj said...

how do u time travel??

dRoZzY!!! said...

tu sach mein dost hai... nai nai tu bhai hai!!!
i cant imagine you did this fukked up post. mera sarr aur baaki sab fatne laga tha by the end. you are the true man my friend.

ab time hai vishesh tippani ka... (my hindi as as sexy as my punjabi and then my rozi-roti ki bhasha engligh... saala kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki angrezi na aati hoti to sadak pe channe bech raha hota... aisa mera baap bhi mere baare mein sochta hai)

how tall are you???
i laughed so hard that i almost broke my water... i mean almost peed. this is so gay man... i have heard that girls at times pee a bit while laughing loud.
acche ek aur baat.... teri baat se lagta hai tu bhi kismet ka maara software engineer hai... agar mera shakk sahi hai to aap please is sawaal ke jawaab mein apni "Engineering Heght" likkhe... i hope you got that

animal ... jaguar. sahi hai baap. full fast hota hai saala aur faadu bhi.. great pick. mera pick lion tha. door se baith ke zameen garam karne ka... door se baith ke logo ki faadne ka... door se baith ke badi badi aankhein dikhane ka... agar zaroorat padi... tabhi tashreef uthane ka!!!

indoor person.... haan beta... gandi gandi cheeze sab indoor hi hoti hai... PDA thoda bot to bahar theek hai...
tu beta ganda aadmi hai. nahat dhota hai nahi... kapde vapde badatla nai hai... ghar pe pada rehta hai...
in fact tu SAHI aadmi hai... life mein sab acche kaam behind closed doors ho hote hain... bahar toh saala sirf social service hoti hai.

in 5 years ... back to north... tu pakka tecchie hai... woh bhi punjabi type. ncr mein job dhondwa deta hun mein.. koi tension nai... yaha pe adobe se xansa se satyam se rbs se aricent se saplabs tak ..... sab faadu looking HR recruitment waali ladkiyon se setting hai... koi loccha nai... CV bhejne ka aur interview fodne ka. dilli mein baith ke june ki garmi mein roadside car park karke beer peene ka aur tikka khaane ke...

kinky sex..... hainnnn... sahi bola tha mein... ganda aadmi hai tu.... freeloader hai bhai... sahi hai beedu...

fav place... Big Chill
*dRoZzY Bows to the Almight's Right Hand*
bhai tumhare gaon b'lore mein bhi hai yeh khaane ki dukaan?

concert... tu bhi palace ground mein rehta hai aadha din

memorable days... school waale.
maine pehle hi bol diya tu bhai hai... tu dilli waala bhai lag raha hai mereko ab.
skool kaunse gaya?
main mount st marys gaya 13 saal... koi farak nahi pada... koi batchmate indian criket team hai... koi singer hai... koi doctor hai... hoi nasa main... ek to saala white house mein aunty rice ke first circle mein hai... aur mein yaha tattu post likh raha hun

tereko waldo nai pata??? saale www.google.com
tu kaisa tecchie hai?

last thought... lusty.
LHS=RHS
hence proved ki tu ganda aadmi hai

juice and crackers pe aate aate meri bhi fatt gayi thi.... mann kara raha tha screen fod du


the cereals @ night waala question sahi tha yaar... kaun chu^%&^ raat ko cereal khaata hai... main to india mein kabhi subah bhi nahi khaata... subah nahane ka time hota nai hai saala isko cereal ki padi hai


aur tereko mr. inda bot pasand hai... fir se gande gande idea a rahe honge tere gande dimaag mein
accha sacchi sacchi bata... agar mr. india ban gaya tih sabse pehle kya karega....
tu beta ganda aadmi hai... tu karega kucch nai... kyuki gande dimaag waala mr. india kucch nai karta ... nahi toh padka jayega.... woh sirf dekhta hai... jhaankta hai....


aur is gatorade waale jawaab ke saath 3 baatein prove hoti hai
1. tu america gaya hua hai
2. ref. 1 ... tu tecchie hai
3. tu bhai nahi hai.... kyuki gatorade mein woh blue color waala mujhe bilkul sussu type lagta hai...

mazaa aa gaya dude...
tu toh katt gaya hai pe...
maine kabhi nai socha tha ki tu bhi is chu^(@^ppe mein fass jayega

great going mate...

geet said...

shabaash bacche ... tags ki duniya mein ek aur record...

*how do you feel?
nerve ending...
ROFL ..sahi answer boss

kryotonite?? superman ke bacche!!

you hate pets? i hate you :)

abey what would you say to jackson for defending?? michael ji mujhe chod do....aapke falana song ki khaatir chod do..meri shakl bacche jaisi hai per main bada ho gaya hun..aap check kar sakte ho wahan ...stoppping here :P

*Do you like bananas?

yaar ye banana ka sahi question daala hai end mein...lol you love eating it !!!

Gonecase said...

Crazy:
Achha !! You do !!! :P
Thanku thanku, hehehe...ab seedhe seedhe answers possible hi nahi they....and common answers...good going girl...mahaan banne ki taraf tera pehla kadam hai ye :P

Gonecase said...

Gunj:
Dope naamak cheez suni hai ;-)

Gonecase said...

Drozzy:
Sabse pehle to $#&^$@*(&%#@(&*@#*$& for this tag ! Maine to TV dekhte hue likha...no special efforts isliye jyada kuch nahi hua, bus thodi si gaaliyan de raha tha....ab aapki tippanni par tippaniyan...
broke water...teri to mummy ki aakhon mein aansoo aa gye honge, khushi ke aansoo pagle...LOL
Aur haan...wahi IT ki kahani, engineer ki zubani...par "Engineering Height" yahan nahi bataunga...bade logon ko inferiority complex ho jayega :P

Aur ganda aadmi !! Arre nahi yaar, mein to bada seedha saada sa ladka hun..aur haan, techie bhi aur punjabi bhi...bus ussi tikke aur garmi ka wait ho rha hai...jaldi hi aaunga...aur HR mein jugaad !! Sahi hai dada, zarurat padegi, job ke liye nahi bhi to bhi HR wali patakha hoti hain, hehehe

Aur sex to duniya ka saar hai, usse kya bhagna...mein ekdum honest answers deta hun. Nahi, Big Chill is a complete package, khana bhi aur dekhna bhi...yahan nahi hai yaar *sighs*
Aur agar ho bhi to bhi khana hi hoga, baaki sab nahi.
Concerts ka chalta rehta hai...kabhi kabhi...naukri wale aadmi hai bhai, bus manage kar lete hain kabhi kabhi...meri schooling bhatki bhatki hui, dilli mein nahi hui.
Aur batane ki baat hai koi ki agar Mr. India ban gya to kya karunga, arre saare engineer ek sa hi sochte hain !
Aur blue gatorade, sussu type...ab tune ye sussu kab try kar liya ?? aur kyon ?? ragging time to kuch nahi hua na !!

Aur haan, last mein, fasane ke liye firse #$&*^@*%^$@^

Gonecase said...

Geet:
Bachhe !! Thank you daadi amma ...
Aur jackson...wo chipkali ka bachha mera kya ukhaad lega, itne din lassi aise hi nahi peli...

Aur aap check kar sakte ho wahan ??? mujhe smjh nahi aaya kuch *bhola bhala shareef ladka hun na* :P


Aur tujhe question sahi laga...sahi hai....chal tu kar ab ye tag, I TAG YOU muhahahaha

geet said...

KUTTE maine kahan bola tha ki tag acha hai...aarghh
...waapis le ye tag mere se!!!puhleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

saale *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ....

geet said...

**geet tag se ladte ladte shaheed ho gayi ...

quarterpastseven said...

How can someone even answer so many questions is beyond my understanding! You deserve an applause!

quarterpastseven said...

How can someone even answer so many questions in one go is beyond my understanding! You deserve an applause!

gunj said...

wen u hav a bigchill on your list, do u evn need dope??
missisipi mud pie shud b enuff...inne? aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....yaad dila di :(

Anvita said...

kryptonite, so r u into superman at all???

dRoZzY!!! said...

god going dude...
the inference is that the intensity of the stupid tag is directly proportional to it's popularity...

great going!!!

freesherry said...

inna lamba tag??? :O :O :O

hats off bache..mereko ni pta tha tere me inne patience h.. ab bas jaldi se mera bhi karde

waise mast answers the
height wala to had me rolling from side to side
and Mr. India banke kya karega??
chup chup ke kahan jayega??? ;) :P

Ankur said...

**What makes you cry?
I don’t cry

Now tat sounds interesting...

**Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Depends upon what’s in the cup

or may be whos cup is it, isnt ;)

**Where do you see yourself in five years?
Back to north for sure :D

u r just like me... but y wait for 5 yrs, i will be back in say... 2 yrs :D

**Flip flops or sandles?
Flip flops

huh?
:P

**Favorite element?
Kryptonite

:O

**How do you feel?
Like all humans do-we have nerve endings in our skin which give us the power to feel via. sensory organs

quite intellectual :P
lolzzz

it was fun reading... guess i will take this up :D

Cheers!!!

Macadamia The Nut said...

Lol! that was pretty funny!
And you're such a good soul for not passing on the tag!
That feels like a thesis!
:O

Gonecase said...

Geet:
Tag taan hun tainu karna hi paina hai kudiye...kinni vi gallan kad le :P
Fer shaheed la layin apne naa de naal, muhahaha !!

Gonecase said...

Quarterpastseven:
Thank you very much :D
And welcome !!

Gonecase said...

Gunj:
Yaar wo to dilli mein hi reh gya na, yahan nahi hai ! and missisipi mud pie...mujhe bhi yaad dila di :(

Gonecase said...

Anvita:
Oh I love cartoons :D
Welcome and keep visiting :)

Gonecase said...

Drozzy:
What more important is who is posting it...sex factor bhi to daalo miyan !!

Gonecase said...

Sherry:
Thanku thanku...mujhe bhi abhi hi pata chala :P
Tere wala next hai..pakka se aur height wali to sachhi baat thi, kuch galat thodi bola ;)
Aur Mr. India banke kahan jaunga...ye to nahi batane wala mein :P

Gonecase said...

Ankur:
Whose cup bhi matter karta hai :P
As for north, bhai, mera to saal mein hi scene banta dikh raha hai :D
And you taking up this one, bahadur ho aap to...shabaash, chadd jao sooli pe, all the best :D

Gonecase said...

Macadamia:
Yeah, I know how did I manage...constantly abusing the one who tagged me :P

chacha said...

yeah looks tiring man... thank god u dint tag anybody

Gonecase said...

Ab mein ek acha aadmi hun chacha..

geet said...

kahan se acha aadmi ha... ghatiya insaan ...ek naari ko ye tag de diya ???

Gonecase said...

Oye, doosra tag bhi chipka dunga ghatiya bolegi to !!

geet said...

yaar ye dhamki mat diya kar har do min baad...dekha!! mujhe tera pata hai..isliye uss post per likhne ka risk hi ni liya ..hmphh

Gonecase said...

Arre yaar mazak mein bola...us post pe tujhe reply to kiya ki wo kisi khaas ko dedicate ho chuka hai. Tu bindaas comment kar sakti hai :)

geet said...

:) main fir bhi risk ni loongi ..
waise wo loo waala comment bahot match khaata hai... i had this in my mind when i read this tag on somebody's post. u might not belive per sach mein believe me :

Gonecase said...

Bilkul maan liya ji...matlab tu bhi mere jaise putthe dimag ki hai :D

crasiezt said...

So what's the doosra kadam? Posting the tag?? Aise ghonchu tag se main mahan ban jaaongi??? LOL

Gonecase said...

Arre nahi, iska tag se koi lena dena nahi hai, tu mahaan isliye banne wali hai kyunki teri soch ab meri soch se milne lag gyi hai :P

crasiezt said...

Hehehe apun galat samjha!
Apni soch to hamesha se hi milti thi ji:P

Gonecase said...

Tabhi to bola, mahaan in the making :P

crasiezt said...

Tu hoga "making" mein. Main to always se hoon:P

Gonecase said...

Haan haan, pehle to samajh nahi aata, ab dhakke se hi khush ho rahi hai :P

crasiezt said...

Samajh ni aaya to khush kaise hoti? Now that I know main happy singh ho gaya:D Asli khushi hai..no dhakka:P

Gonecase said...

Tu happy singh ho gaya to mein bhi happy singh ho gaya :D Stay Happy !

crasiezt said...

Tera saath jab tak hai always happy hi happy hai..LMAO

Crimson Feet said...

lol... mazaa aa gaya!!!..

i really think your sense of humor is much better and of much more use to the world than your mogambogiri/dark poetry/probing noir for fun approach!!

wud be visiting your space again!!

cheers
cf