8 ka Dum

It’s been long since I took up a tag. It will serve two benefits here; one, the person tagging you won't feel bad about not taking up the tag, hehehe and the second, as I am not finding ample time to indulge into fulltime blogging, thanks to my work antics and my hardworking spirit ;-) this will act as some activity logged on the blog. So thank you for the honour Gunj Ji, here it is, The Eight Things tag:

8 THINGS I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Sex, Drugs, Rock'n Roll....kidding !
Computers
Cars
Bikes
Gizmos
Money
More money

Okkk six! Now add first and last from the above three and voila !

8 THINGS I WANNA DO BEFORE I DIE!

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet
I wanna be the shower when you sweat
I gotta be the tattoo on your skin
Yeah lemme be your bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep
Let me be the secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna be the one that really makes you scream

Ahem! Guys please excuse !

8 THINGS I SAY OFTEN...

Nahi nahi, this is not possible. The blog is an entity from public domain and even underage humans (read human cubs) have the access to it. So please excuse me, whatever I am going to write is fictional and has no resemblance to anyone or anything living or dead

Hello
Oye
Jhalle
Pagal hai kya
Lassi kar di
Kya bakwas hai
Bus baaki saare censored hain !! (If you are below 18, please close your eyes)
Chu***p
Ga**du

8 BOOKS I HAVE READ RECENTLY…

Should be some engineering syllabus books, that was the last time I read something but God damn it, I can't even recall the names. Apart from that, I can add
The Fountainhead
The Fountainhead--read it twice, I love this book
Da Vinci Code--if it is fiction, what a great piece of fiction it is.

I have Google story and want to read it but I havn't even started so this should be it.

8 SONGS I COULD LISTEN TO OVER N OVER AGAIN

Though I keep adding up new songs to this list, a few of them are:

Carnival of Rust-Poets of the fall
The Memory remains-Metallica
Nothing else matters-Metallica
Tere Bin-Atif Aslam
Rock is dead-Marilyn Manson
Man who sold the world-Nirvana
Tere dar par sanam-Phir teri kahani yaad aayi
Black-Pearl Jam

8 THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO MY BEST FRIENDS

I don't find anything attractive in my friends. Wait, let me think...hmmmmmmm...nah, nothing !

8 PEOPLE I THINK SHOULD DO THIS TAG

The ones with their first name starting with the alphabet "X", any Xylophones around !!

A tough one

1. Name three most valuable assets?

My Ipod, My Audio/Video collection and hmmm clothes maybe. Frankly speaking, can’t think of things which I can classify as assets *sansaar nashwar hai vats*

2. One truth in your life that haunts you every day?

All of the decisions I made, related to my career, were wrong

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the four blog buddies you would take alongside with you?

Chacha, Crasiezt, Skeety, Umang …. Wait a min, do you guys watch survivor or lost series !!

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?

Rome ! But it can be a loo, actually it depends upon what situation I am in

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?

Loads of sexy cars and loads of money to buy petrol for them :D

6. Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?

Nothing as such

7.What are you afraid to lose the most?

Family, friends, infact everything. I am very possessive kind of creature.

8. What would you do if you found a briefcase full of money?

Did I mention my dream ;) Btw, which currency ?? :P

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

No.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

She writes very well, I mean very well. She’s caring and very understanding.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

Jyada chik-chik na karti ho bus.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?

Posers, the ones with fake attitude.

13. What is your ambition?

Apna sapna money money…bada sara

14. My Question: If you were given the chance to have one super power.. what would it be and why?
Arre, same question from the last tag…. Make me Mr. India :P

15. For you life is?

A bitch

16. If you could do one thing different in life, what would it be?

Control my anger

17. Are you a shopaholic or no?

Big time, keep me away from shopping malls.

18. Which actress or actors you would like to be?

Koi bhi bhojpuri hero !!

19 what touches you?

Hmmmm…no comments

20. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?

Yeah, bartan maanjne hain (Cleaning utensils you angrezs)

Man ! This was so girly, thank you so much Freesherry ji, I had a real hard time answering this one....now tagging someone, hmmmm...

Drozzy babu, you're on *Aaaaahhh, aaj mera pratishodh poora hua*

Tagged to death

Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
What’s a Sunday morning, I don’t know anything like this.

Favorite song of all time?
Nothing else matters-Metallica

How tall are you?
Doesn’t matter “late ke sab barabar ho jaate hain” ;)

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
I know MS-Excel, make me manager

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Rome

If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Mr. India :P

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Lays or Kurkure

What is your favourite word?
Déjà vu

What makes you cry?
I don’t cry

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A jaguar

If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel you’ve made, would you?
Time travel is fun baybee…

Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Depends upon what’s in the cup

What do you do for fun?
Time traveling

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
Indoor

Where do you see yourself in five years?
Back to north for sure :D

What are you most proud of in your life?
I am a self-made person

When do you plan on getting married?
Do they call this disaster planning !!

Get the number or give the number?
Give the number, that too when asked for !!

Romance or Kinky Sex?
Kinky Sex... Romance is too expensive (Shame to shame)

How do you feel?
Like all humans do-we have nerve endings in our skin which give us the power to feel via. sensory organs

What size shoe do you wear?
Europe 42, English 8 but what’s the purpose

What is your favorite clothing brand?
I am not a brand person, I wear anything and everything which suits me.

Water or 100% Juice?
Sea buckthorn juice

T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
Airtel

Would you rather be hot or cold?
Cold

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
WTF….neither…why ??????

Favorite Place to Eat?
Big Chill

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Concert

Most Memorable Past?
School days

Most embarrassing moment?
I am a shameless prick

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Lamborghini Reventon

Your favorite Disney Films?
Ice age but not sure if it’s a Disney Film

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC at this side of the road

Do you support Paris?
Paris for president !!

Where is Waldo?
What is Waldo?

Favorite element?
Kryptonite

What was your last thought?
Something lusty, can’t provide the details here

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
Flock

Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
Ki farak painda hai, sadak to banne se rahi !!

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Juice and crackers …… GOD DAMN YOU DROZZY ARGHHH !!!!

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Laugh is better than cough anyday

Are you a cat or a dog person?
I hate pets

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Both, happy now !!

Define yourself in 3 words…
Gonecase Gonecase Gonecase

Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Nahi bhaiya, I don’t eat cereal at night

What is your favorite TV show?
Megastructures

Do you shower every single day?
A deo shower maybe

Boat or bus?
Boat

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
I'll tell him that I am of no use to him now, I have crossed 12 (On a serious note, I love his music so maybe I will go, I can defend myself)

What is your favorite food?
Chicken

Do you read harry potter books?
No

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Make me Mr. India

Have you had a beer in the last week?
No, never

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Gatorade, Electric Blue :D

Favorite body part?
Oh Behave :P

Flip flops or sandles?
Flip flops

What do you do on fridays?
Office office

Do you like bananas?
Yes, I love EATING bananas

Jao sabko maaf kiya...I tag nobody !!

Speedballin'

One more tag and a double tag to boot, Man ! I am popular :P

Got tagged by Shoop and Crazy this time for the same thing, a musical tag and music is my oxygen, thanks guys. Sorry for the delay, double sorry Shoop ji *Grins Sheepishly*. Here is the combined effort :D

The rules are:

1. Put your MP3 player/Media player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?

Get ready for this

Oh Yeah !!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Twilight zone (2 Unlimited)

Ahoy !!

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Rock with you (Ashanti)

Usually skip this song but goes well with the question, hehe

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Heart go faster (Davey Brothers)

Faster ?? I feel lazy ...

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Fall like a rain (Lost)

Lost, yeah, right !

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Where do you go (No Mercy)

No Comments

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Do Sumthing (Comp)

I will, I will, trust me guys, I will

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

My Life (Dido)

Bingo :D

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Remember me (Hoobastank)

I don't care, really !

WHAT IS 2+2?

This I promise you

My math teacher would be so proud of me right now :D

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Ain't talking about (Apollo 440)

About what ??

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Wake me up (Wham)

I wish !!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Sleep (Poets of the fall)

How did they come to know ???

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Even Angels Fall (Jessica Riddle)

But I don't, me no angel, hehehe

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Focus (Kashmir)

On ?? :P

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Virtual Insanity (Jamiroquoi)

Nahiiiiiiiiii....Keh do ye jhooth hai

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Star 69 (Fatboy Slim)

WTF !!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

More Than You'll Ever Know

And its too late now too.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Don't speak (No Doubt)

That is correct

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Dirty (Darren Hayes)

Darn ! Everybody knows now !!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

You a Pro (Sean Paul)

Pro bole to, hehehe

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

Speedballin' (Outkast)

I tag nobody!

Random strokes

Tag times once again and this time, seven random things by Ms. Randomness Personified herself, so here we go:

I get high on bird watching, it makes me feel good. I love it when beautiful girls are nearby. But I won't go and strike a conversation, I restrict it to watching only.

I can watch movies back to back, sometimes four to five in one go. The only condition is that I'll pick and decide the movies I want to watch.

I am very short tempered and very moody. But it is rare when I go and pick a fight with someone.

I am very lazy when it comes to shaving off my facial hair (just to make it clear what we are talking about) but I get these fits, once in a bluemoon, to look good or atleast fool myself into it.

I love North Indian food and I am a big chicken freak/monster/slayer.

I avoid bath when I have to stay at home but I make sure that I don't stink :P

I love big bikes and big cars and always dream to own one. Well, one of them each, to be precise and yeah, add one of each color too :D

I tag:

Keshi, Umang, Rashi, Shoop, Priya, Sinner, Jiggs

What do you have to do? Just jot down 7 random things about yourself! That’s it really! And then tag 7 people too!!

Skeety jaisi..... koi nahi !!

Being brainchild of Skeeter, this has got to be interesting but mark my words, its more difficult than interesting. C'mon Skeety, how can I do injustice to all other pictures.

But since I got tagged my none other than skeety aur uske hukm ki naafarmani karna ki meri zurrat nahi hui (For all you angrezs out there, that means I don't have the guts to say no or not do as I've been said to do)


But since the initiator herself has uploaded two pics, I'll also upload two pictures, hehehe


I tag Crazy, Chacha, Umang and Shoop...have fun :D

Oh haan, you guys need to post a picture that YOU've clicked on your blog which is either very close to your heart or your best shot till date !!

P.S. Crasiezt convinced me to post the second picture, I am not the only culprit here (not following the rule ofcourse :P)

My FMORT

* Stands up for the opening speech* First of all, I would like to thank Umang, my tag guru, for having faith in my capabilities and honouring me with this tag and then I would like to thank you all for your support during my ups and downs. Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko sachhe dil se chacho to poori kayenaat usse aapse milwane mein lag jaati hai......wait a minute, which way is it going, bithao isse......taaliyaan !!

Five minutes of random thinking, what can I think ? Hmmm, let me think what should I think about during this time. Home, home's good. Gosh I miss my home ! Lets not act like a sad emotion laden moron. Friends, who all can I consider my friends. Wait a minute, it can get problematic if I start mentioning names here and forget some,log meri jaan kha jayenge. Leave it, lets think about my career, where is it heading, where will I stand after five years from now. Nah, this will be a wastage of time. Moreover who will be interested in reading this. Lets think about something interesting, hmmm, lets think about girls :D

This trip has been really good in this respect. Is it that I have been to Bangalore for very long or the average beauty quotient is on the up, just like Indian economy, India shining, eh !!

Jeez, I wasted five minutes deciding what should I think about. I can be a good manager or move to planning department :P

I tag nobody

So what is FMORT?

FMORT stands for Five Minutes of Random Thoughts. It is a byproduct of a wild whim that played in my mind during one of my day dreaming sessions. In an attempt to bring something productive out of it, I thought of giving it a shape. It is fun to read what people think, when they are asked to think for five minutes of allotted time.

Steps to follow:

Get an alarm/stop watch, piece of paper, pen.

Set the alarm to ring 5 minutes 10 secs later.

Take deep breath for 10 secs.

Now, set your mind free.

Scribble whatever comes to your mind on the paper for 5 minutes.

After 5 minutes, tweak the scribbles into meaningful sentences.

Post it to your blog.

The title should be, "My FMORT".

Dont expand FMORT in the title as the purpose is to popularize FMORT.

The first line should read, "I am tagged by XYZ", where XYZ should be the name of the blog who asked you to tag and link XYZ to the post.

Then ask a fellow blogger to do the same and link to your post.

Now sit back and relax.

You would be amazed at the speed with which FMORT spreads.

And you will be one link of the long chain on Internet.

19 things nobody wants to know

Recently came across a phenomenon called "Tagging", thanks to Umang for tagging and explaining it too *grins*. You are supposed to answer a few questions in a honest way which reminded me of "Truth n Dare" days of college.
So, here it goes...

1.Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it
I've got loads of them but my favorite one is one just above my upper lip, makes me "The Scarface" :D

It was my birthday and I was going to a temple on a rickshaw when I met with an accident and got this one as my birthday gift (Another reason for making it to favorites list) with few others.

2.What does your phone look like?

I've got a couple of them,a 6630 and a 6585, both by Nokia and both of them look like normal mobiles with a screen and a keypad. But it will change soon with an iphone (Merits of being single and earning ;-)), any operator listening, I am willing to buy one ??

3.What is on the walls of your bedroom?
A pale yellow paint with a few cobwebs, spiders and lizards thrown here and there. Who knows someday I'll wake up a spiderman.


4. What is your current desktop picture?




Requires any description ??

5. Do you believe in gay marriage?

I won't mind attending one but I am not interested, thank you, hehe, kidding. On a serious note, everyone has right to select his/her partner.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
Money, loads of it. I want to buy my parents and myself, lots of stuff. So, the more, the better.

7. What time were you born?

Frankly speaking, I don't remember the time but it was Sunday for sure which explains my laziness *yawns*

8. Are your parents still together?
Yes.

9. Last person who made you cry?
No one. I don't cry :

10. What is your favourite perfume/cologne ?
Ulric De Varens

11. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?

Brunette but that's not a preference at all. It doesn't matter what colour it is as long as it suits you.

12. What are you listening to?
Bumping my music-Ray Cash

13. Do you get scared of the dark?
Nope, not any more. There were times when this was true but I was 6-7 years old then.

14. Do you like pain killers?
No, I hate medicine and avoid them to the extent possible.

15. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I shouldn't be mentioning this over here but the honest answer to that question is yes.

16. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

Darn, I wish this question was asked a couple of mins back and I could have thought of numerous things. But thinking of eating something, just after having a heavy lunch is a bit difficult.Hmmm, one large icecream scoop please, slurrppp.

17. Who was the last person who made you mad?
Me myself, I can act very stupid sometimes.

18. Who was the last person who made you smile?
A friend who called to discuss a comment to an essay ;-)

19. Is someone in love with you?

I loved Umang's answer to this and same applies to me too. So, keeping the spirit of a true modern Indian alive, I'll copy that "no one I am aware of is in love with me..though loads of people I know love me..and they are the ones who matter the world to me :)"

Phew, that made me think. My brain needs some rest now. So, adios amigos.

Oh yes, almost forgot, Tag Time.. Crazy Crazy and Deedee